Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey (via wordsnquotes)
A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh (via domoro)
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (via loveiseccentricandsoami)
bitches cant finish a 6 inch sub but want a 13 inch dick
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)
Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning (via seabelle)